The Botox Theory

John Kerry's been looking a little "orange" lately...

Oh, the vanity! Here are some facts that we can string together:

1. Kerry is known to sweat profusely
2. Kerry is concerned about sweating during the upcoming debate(s)
3. Botox helps prevent excessive sweating
4. Botox injections temporarily leave little red marks

So, what are the chances that Kerry just got a nice plug of Botox in preparation for this Thursday's debate and he went with the heavy make-up to obscure the red marks left from the injections? I think we have a winner!